Dear Kellogg's,
I appreciate the fact that you are trying to help people lose weight with your Special K diet. However, it's not going to work.
You see, last night I went to Walgreen's around 11:30pm. While there, I purchased a 6 pack of your Chocolate Peanut Butter Special K Protein bars. It is now 9:34am the next day and they are gone. I'm sure I'll never be able to wash off the ring of chocolate shame they left around my mouth.
Hopefully in the future you will make your diet food taste like crap so that people will be able to control themselves.
Yours truly,
Rae Regenbogen
3 comments:
Amen. Same story on Special K red berries. Please just lock those away in Fort Knox thank you.
Oh, I have the same problem with Special K Chocolate Delight cereal. Luckily, Evie begs most of the chocolate chunks away now.
This is why I stay away from the Special K. It's like crack for dieters...Plus they all contain HFCS. Wait, maybe that's why it is delcious...
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